1.       I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's clothing when he's in the washroom.

2.       The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

3.       I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

4.       I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

5.       I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

6.       I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

7.       I will stop looking for the few remaining pieces of clean carpet when I am about to get sick.

8.       I will not get sick in the car.

9.       I will not roll on dead fish or garbage.

10. I will not play with or put holes in any more socks.

11. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

12. I will not chew crayons or pens.

13. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

14. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

15. I will not steal any clothing from inside the house and drag it outside to the backyard.

16. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

17. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.